| CEL's Many Accomplishments |
| • First guild to own a piece of the Antarctic |
| • First guild to find a third use for the banana |
| • First guild to slay the blood thirsty aardvark |
| • First guild to create a Children Eaters League |
| • First guild with storage space for over 10k fur hats |
| • First guild to circle the globe in a hot air balloon in the shape of a Beaver |
| • First guild to observe that adults are kids... with higher levels |
| • First guild to recognize that flies mate on the ceiling |
| • First guild to find the answer to life, the universe and everything in an IHOP |
| • First guild to realize that digestion is easier while being logged into the game |
| • First guild to plan the assassination of Punxsutawney Phil (ebul long winter predicting groundhog). |
| • First guild to kill the analogy |
| • First to calculate the number of loads to fill NJ with dryer lint |
| • First guild to try for the poo monster while taking a shower |
| • First guild to suffer nervous breakdown harvesting while Lenny is on the prowl |
| • First guild to lock the dogs out and let the chipmunks in! |
| • First guild to have crabs... and proud of it |
| • [Inferno @ 6]: tbh, CEL owns KF |
| • First guild to be in-the-know about Rumspringa |
| • First guild to bully rabbits for their lunch money |
| • First guild to be Looney Toons and proud |
| • First guild to be observed not to suffer from insanity... but to enjoy every minute of it |
